well hello there. 21. gamer. burrito lover. rescue diver. marine biology student. creepy nudibranch girl. mildly crazy.

sometimes you have to laugh, otherwise you'd just cry. ॐ

sam-winchester-cries-during-sex:

Parents of the year since the 90’s

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chichiliki:

"Mariguandala"

Available society6 here

Artist Tumblr here

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sjaejones:

neuroticmarshmallow:

sexy inexplicable melancholy

I think the time is ripe to reblog this.

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Send me “have you evers” and i’ll answer yes or no.

(Source: floraily, via azelian)

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theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

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harblkun:

despairsfortune:

asexualrogers:

octopiwhalestreet:

yoquinto:

okay but a story about an asexual pirate who gets made fun of by the crew until he saves all of them from sirens

A pirate for the adventure, not the booty

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oh my god i want that on a bumper sticker

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Trying to pilot a ship here. Thanks.

(Source: uncanny-xmen, via azelian)

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puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

(via promising-promises)

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i just burned 1200 calories (i forgot the pizza in the oven)

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agelfeygelach:

roachpatrol:

tastefullyoffensive:

Science Penguin [x]

i enjoy that every single human’s reaction to penguin is unrestrained delight

And penguins lack large terrestrial predators, so their reaction to humans tends to be, “HELLO STRANGE GIANT PENGUINS, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? DO YOU HAVE ANY FISH?”

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